May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please?

"Will the real Napoleon Bonaparte please stand up?"

Oh History Channel, your attempts at making jokes that reference pop culture are so...

cute <3.

you know the answer

Is it really necessary to ask "Oh, you didn't go out and see the movie last night? What did you do instead?" to someone who has just spent 24 hours with their significant other, who they happen to be seeing for the first time in a month? Come on. That is an akward question to ask. The answer is quite clear. What are they supposed to say when you answer? The truth?

"We watched Transformers" just seemed like the right thing to say.

I am that girl

Remember her? You know, the one I'm talking about.

The girl who wishes everyone could all get along like they did in middle school.
And wishes she could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat it and be happy.
And has lots of feelings.

Ya, that would be me.

(Has anyone noticed this is my second Mean Girl's reference?)

Speedy Gonzales

I am a runner. When trouble is ahead in any sort of relationship, I run. Fast.

I'm the girl who severs all ties with things I perceive as negative. If I had been popular in high school, I would have been that mean bitch that made your life a living hell by completely cutting you out of my life and making you feel invisible. Oh wait... Not being popular didn't stop me, I did that anyway... Seriously, I make Paige Michalchuk look like an amateur.

So why is it that I feel this strong urge to reconnect with those things that I once ran away from?

Could it be maturity? Me? Mature? Right...

Maybe guilt?

women

I am not graceful. I am not lady-like.

Im really quite awkward and crude.

I have braces, again. (Only on the bottom teeth, so they arent very noticable.)

And mean.

I do not know why anyone would find me attractive.

Words of Wisdom.

Michael Chekhov

audible.com is the shit

Today I got 6 new audio books with the 6 credits I earned on audible.com.

Wuthering Heights
On the Road
Crime and Punishment
Into the Wild
Diary
Dead Until Dark

I covered all my bases: American and European classics, a book based on a true story, a book that inspired an HBO series, a Chuck Palahniuk novel...

I also added another 100 books to my wish list. I really love audiobooks. Its kind of my religion.

two things.

weetabix with almond milk is amazing.

brayton is not allowed to use my computer ever again.

Whose House? Liv's House.

I am minutes, I repeat, minutes away from completing my last final of the semester!

I am so excited, that I cannot stop myself from celebrating before I have completed it.

I did not expect to finish this until tomorrow, so I am marveling in my ability to over exceed my expectations.

I have this urge to get in a jacuzzi and type into my blackberry the lesson I have learned about underestimating myself and sign off with "God is love."

let us go trolling

I found out what the word "troll" meant yesterday and today I heard it used more than once. I feel so behind on the times.

there is only fluff

there is nothing inside my head
except the theme songs to various television programs
and a few jingles

the past

so i decided to read past entries from my livejournal

apparently i use to give an alias to every person i spoke about

i cant decode anything i said...

obviously speaking in code is a bad idea.

Jam and Toast

I sit here trying to write.

I just can't.

I try.

I can't.

I can only think about sleep.

If this isn't done by 3:30, I'm going to find myself in quite a jam.

I like to eat jam, but not be in a jam.

Venturing into new territory.

Don't bother reading.
I'm not very interesting.
What I say doesn't always make sense.
I'm usually asleep at the wheel.
I use cliches.
Sometimes I spell things wrong.
And my grammar is terrible.
I just like the sound of my own voice.
Or in this case the look of my own words.