fuck love

sex doesn't complicate anything.

love complicates everything.

Tears for Beers

I hate clear narratives. They leave so little up to the imagination. Emotional appeal, no thank you. I like intellectual stimulation from thought provoking text and images. I do not enjoy perfectly wrapped up narratives that provoke a cathartic experience.

May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please?

"Will the real Napoleon Bonaparte please stand up?"

Oh History Channel, your attempts at making jokes that reference pop culture are so...

cute <3.

you know the answer

Is it really necessary to ask "Oh, you didn't go out and see the movie last night? What did you do instead?" to someone who has just spent 24 hours with their significant other, who they happen to be seeing for the first time in a month? Come on. That is an akward question to ask. The answer is quite clear. What are they supposed to say when you answer? The truth?

"We watched Transformers" just seemed like the right thing to say.

I am that girl

Remember her? You know, the one I'm talking about.

The girl who wishes everyone could all get along like they did in middle school.
And wishes she could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat it and be happy.
And has lots of feelings.

Ya, that would be me.

(Has anyone noticed this is my second Mean Girl's reference?)

Speedy Gonzales

I am a runner. When trouble is ahead in any sort of relationship, I run. Fast.

I'm the girl who severs all ties with things I perceive as negative. If I had been popular in high school, I would have been that mean bitch that made your life a living hell by completely cutting you out of my life and making you feel invisible. Oh wait... Not being popular didn't stop me, I did that anyway... Seriously, I make Paige Michalchuk look like an amateur.

So why is it that I feel this strong urge to reconnect with those things that I once ran away from?

Could it be maturity? Me? Mature? Right...

Maybe guilt?

women

I am not graceful. I am not lady-like.

Im really quite awkward and crude.

I have braces, again. (Only on the bottom teeth, so they arent very noticable.)

And mean.

I do not know why anyone would find me attractive.